"I thought I was buying a house. It turns out, I was signing up for a six-month course in civil engineering, law, and high-stakes negotiation." In most parts of the world, buying a home is a milestone. In India, it is an endurance test. Despite RERA and digitalisation, the average home-buyer today feels more like a detective than a customer. From the moment you click on a property portal to the day you get your keys, the system seems designed to exhaust you. Stop managing a c